Funny Images of Too Much Rain
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"Live for today, not for tomorrow."
"Life is short. Smile till you have teeth."
"Surround yourself with tacos not negativity."
"Never look back, there is nothing there for you."
"Friends buy you food. Good friends eat your food."
"Cowboy Wisdom: Don't squat with your spurs on."
"A laugh is a smile that bursts." ― Mary H. Waldrip
"Even monkeys fall from trees." ― Japanese Proverbs
"Random acts of kindness make everyone feel better."
"It's always too early to quit." ― Norman Vincent Peale
"Listen to your dreams – they are smarter than you are."
"If overthinking situations burned calories, I'd be dead."
"One fails forward toward success." ― Charles Kettering
"No one has ever become poor by giving." ― Anne Frank
"If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen." ― Brigitte Bardot
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." ― Steven Wright
"They that dance must pay the fiddler." ― Scottish Proverb
"I haven't been this excited about Friday since last Friday!"
"Marriage: An endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo."
"Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young."
"Whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you."
"The key to being an awesome dad is aging without maturing."
"It's never too late to have a happy childhood." ― Tony Robbins
"If you all the rules, you miss all the fun." ― Katharine Hepburn
"Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some Honors!"
"This too shall pass. It might like a kidney stone, but it will pass."
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." ― Phyllis Diller
"An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough."
"It's funny how nobody notices what you do until you don't do it."
"Common sense is a flow that doesn't grow in everyone's garden."
"Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures." ― Gene Brown
"When a southern woman says "Oh hell no". It's already too late."
"Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win."
"Happiness comes from within. So why are you trying to chase it?"
"The truth hurts, and so would you if you were stretched as much."
"If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote."
"No response is a response. And it's powerful one. Remember that."
"Happen to things, don't let things happen to you." ― Stephen Covey
"Cause your facial expression to change – smile." ― Catherine Pulsifer
"Why do we call it rush hour when nothing moves?" ― Robin Williams
"A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks." ― Charles Gordy
"I could be a morning person… if morning was sometime around noon."
"If elections changed anything, they you be forbidden." ― Kurt Tucholsky
"Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman… Then better be Batman."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." ― Mark Twain
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one." ― Bill Gates
"Complicated problems always have the easiest and most wrong solutions."
"If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself." ― Irish Proverbs
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." ― Woody Allen
"I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet." ― Gandhi
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." ― A. A. Milne
"The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step." ― Asian Proverbs
"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours." ― Wayne Dyer
"Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread." ― Francis Bacon
"Making mistakes does not make you unworthy of love – it makes you human."
"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!" ― Audrey Hepburn
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." ― George Carlin
"A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it." ― Henry Ford
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else." ― Will Rogers
"Wednesday Wisdom: There is no elevator to success you have to take the stairs."
"Weak people want revenge, strong people forgive, and intelligent people ignore."
"A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether to say it or not."
"Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time." ― Margaret Bonnano
"Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things." ― Bernard Sahlins
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." ― Elbert Hubbard
"I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering every question."
"I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me."
"On a scale of one to nature valley granola bar, how much is your life falling apart?"
"I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one." ― Maya Angelou
"I don't want problems solved for me. I want the fishing rod, not the fish." ― Yanni
"You cannot be anything if you want to be everything." ― Solomon Schechter Focus
"Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV." ― Thomas Sowell
"Since light faster than sound, people may appear bright until you hear them speak."
"I can't wait to hear your name horribly mispronounces at the graduation ceremony."
"You know you're a Mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold."
"You choose to laugh instead of helping your friend… Congrats! You are a bully now!"
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you." ― Steven Wright
"To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!" ― Edgar Allan Poe
"A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book." ― Irish Quote
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." ― Woody Allen
"Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason."
"A business like an automobile, has to be driven, in order to get results." ― BC Forbes
"Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
"An optimistic is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." ― Irv Kupcinet
"Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use." ― Charles M. Schulz
"Beware of him who gives you advice according to his own interest." ― Hebrew Proverb
"When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." ― Franklin Roosevelt
"I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked!" ― Muhammad Ali
"The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does." ― Proverb
"The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine." ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
"People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages." ― Benjamin Franklin
"Laughing is the best medicine, but if you laugh without any reason, you need medicine."
"If the words don't add up, its usually because the truth wasn't included in the equation."
"Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." ― C.E.M. Joad
"Life's a tough proposition but the first hundred years are the hardest." ― Wilson Mizner
"Logic with get you from A to B. imagination will take you everywhere." ― Albert Einstein
"The only time I feel light-hearted is when I'm in a plane at 33,000 feet." ― Robert Rivers
"You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys." ― Joel Osteen
"I am almost never sure about what I want but I am always sure about what I don't want."
"Don't mess with me. I know karate, judo, jujitsu, kung fu and 20 other dangerous words."
"If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room." ― Confucius
"Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength." ― Phil Jackson, (Former Basketball Coach)
"It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business." ― Mahatma Gandhi
"Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed." ― Gandhi
"Water's like me. It's lazy. Boy, it always looks for the easiest way to do things." ― Bob Ross
"I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" ― Chandler Bing
"Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours." ― Frank Moore Colby
"Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible." ― Bob Harper
"Without enthusiasm, your sales talk is about as dead as last year's turkey." ― Dale Carnegie
"You can't shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond!" ― Eric Thomas
"Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be." ― Max Lucado
"You can't experience simple joys when you're living life with your hair on fire." ― Emily Ley
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him." ― Groucho Marx
"You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water." ― Rabindranath Tagore
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." ― Winston S. Churchill
"Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty." ― Thomas Sowell
"If it won't matter in 5 years, don't spend more than 5 minutes worrying about it. (5 by 5 rule)"
"Two things to make your day better 1. Do not watch the news. 2. Stay off the bathroom scales."
"I don't want to be a genius – I have enough problems just trying to be a man." ― Albert Camus
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." ― Bob Hope
"Why hoard your troubles? They have no market value, so just throw them away." ― Ann Schade
"The truth can be funny but it's not funny to cover up the truth." ― Ryan Cooper, Difficult People
"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." ― Mark Twain
"My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it's not my mouth, it's my facial expressions."
"Never complain about the things your parents could not give you… it was probably all they had."
"I don't think inside the box and I don't think out of the box… I don't even know where the box is."
"I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious." ― Michael Scott (Steve Carrell), Movie: The Office
"Without the will or desire to achieve one is like flotsam on the oceans of time." ― Steven Redhead
"People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." ― Otto von Bismarck
"A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright." ― Lucille Ball
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom." ― Terry Pratchett
"A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year." ― Marty Allen
"Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off." ― Bill Murray
"Some people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five." ― Benjamin Franklin
"It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them." ― Rose MacAulay
"They are ill discoverers that think there is no land when they see nothing but sea." ― Francis Bacon
"The best way to teach yourself about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream." ― Bill Murray
"If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus Name I Pray"."
"God gave us mouths that close and ears that don't – that should tell us something." ― Eugene O Neil
"I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don't think being an adult is gonna work for me."
"The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it." ― Eckhart Tolle
"Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours." ― Doug Larsen
"If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be." ― Maya Angelou
"The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them." ― Abraham Lincoln
"Everyone complains about lack of money, but none complain about a lack of brains." ― Jewish Proverb
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that."
"Life is a hurdle race, the winner has to cross all the hurdles and still maintain enthusiasm." ― M.K. Soni
"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't." ― Richard Bach
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito." ― Bette Reese
"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?" ― Albert Einstein
"Strong as they are, friendship often reviving. The friend who never hears from you may grow indifferent."
"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."
"I don't have a funny bone in my body; now I know why my surgeon's bills are so high." ― Rory R. Cuphist
"Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." ― Paulo Coelho
"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!" ― Eleanor Roosevelt
"Don't complain about the snow on your neighbor's roof when your own doorstep is unclean." ― Confucius
"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." ― Oscar Wilde
"Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don't you have a Hobby?"
"I'm just now sure how my child will survive at school without 6 breakfasts, 2 lunches and 367 snacks day."
"Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle."
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." ― George Bernard Shaw
"When someone says "expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say "you didn't expect that did you?""
"Quality is more than important than quantity. One home run is much better than two doubles." ― Steve Jobs
"Photography without seeing would be like eating without tasting." ― David McKay, Photography Demystified
"Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe." ― Abraham Lincoln
"Humans are the only species, who cut trees, make paper from it and then write on this paper "Save the trees""
"Those aren't grey hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head! Happy Birthday!"
"Life is like a baseball game. When you think a fastball is coming, you gotta be ready to hit the curve." ― Jaja Q
"I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody." ― George Burns (at 100 years)
"Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right?" ― Wayne Dyer
"He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything – that clearly points to a political career." ― George Bernard Shaw
"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back." ― Fred Allen
"There are three ways in life to become popular: be rich, be beautiful, or be funny." ― Jon Macks, How to Be Funny
"To Retirement! It's nice to get out of the rat race, But you have to learn to get along with less cheese." ― Gene Perret
"For a politician to complain about the press is like a ship's captain complaining about the sea." ― Enoch Powell
"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." ― Will Rogers
"To be taught to read -what is the use of that, if you know not whether what you read is false or true?" ― John Ruskin
"Simplicity, good taste and grooming are the three fundamentals of good dressing and these do not cost money."
"The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it." ― Chinese Proverb
"You want to be a millionaire. But your values system says you believe in sleep more than grinding!" ― Eric Thomas
"If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won't come up with a hand full of mud either." ― Leo Burnett
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." ― Bill Vaughan
"When a woman says "What?" it isn't because she didn't hear you. She is giving you a chance to change what you said."
"Folks die to easy – they sort of fade away; Make a little error, and give up in dismay." ― Mabel E. Bailey, Keep Your Grit
"A funny thing happens when we start keeping promises to ourselves – we become unstoppable." ― Ken Fite, The Dash
"Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip." ― Winston Churchill
"You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms to full to embrace the present." ― Jan Glidewell
"I don't think God put you on this earth just to make millions of dollars and ignore everything else." ― Chris Amundsen
"If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap." ― Glen Buck
"Rules for a Happy Wedding: Bride and Groom: 1. Your wife is always right. 2. In the event that she is wrong see rule 1."
"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." ― Walt Disney
"Middle age is when you can still do everything you used to do – but you decide you'll do it tomorrow." ― Dr. Tom Haggai
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile." ― Billy Sunday
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who mater don't mind." ― Dr. Seuss
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing – that's why we recommend it daily." ― Zig Ziglar
"Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade." ― Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
"What's the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday." ― Cindy Garner
"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair." ― George Burns
"See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly." ― George Harris
"I have non agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any wordly wisdom." ― Julia Louis-Dreyfus
"Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless: peacocks and lilies for instance." ― John Ruskin
"The mind is like a clock that is constantly running down. It has to be wound up daily with good thoughts." ― Fulton J. Sheen
"Enthusiasm is the leaping lightning, not to be measured by the horse-power of the understanding." ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Why was the turkey allowed to join the band? Because he had the drumsticks!" ― Hayden Fox, The Try Not To Laugh Challenge
"My terrified graduate, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives." ― Lin-Manuel Miranda
"Slightly twisted words of wisdom and other sayings: Smiles or laughter are required while reading this book." ― Michelle Jenkins
"Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up." ― Ray Romano
"New Year's resolutions work like this: you think of something you enjoy doing and then resolve to stop doing it." ― Charlie Brooker
"The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score." ― Bill Copeland
"Procrastination is an art form that is less desirable than painting a detailed landscape using a three inch wide brush." ― Byron Pulsifer
"My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good." ― Robert Perish
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today." ― Laurence J. Peter
"Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway." ― Mary Kay
"Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?" ― RAJ Phillips
"Give man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard."
"Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'." ― Donald Rumsfeld
"Build on what makes you different from your competition. . . You need to be the red tree in the forest. Nick Maley, The Do or Do Not Outlook
"We humans are a silly bunch. We spend half our time trying to fit in with the crowd and the other half trying to stand out from it." ― Nick Vujicic
"The Romans described the hippopotamus as a fire-breathing river horse that sweated blood." ― Lucy Cooke, The Unexpected Truth About Animals
"From his neck down a man is worth a couple of dollars a day, from his neck up he is worth anything that his brain can produce." ― Thomas Edison
"Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from his neck saying, Make Me Feel Important! Never forget this when working with people." ― Mary Kay Ash
"Interest without activity is similar to having a vehicle that is out of gas – it won't take you anyplace." ― Eimantas Gabalis, How To Get Smarter
"You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights." ― Maya Angelou
"Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts." ― Denis Waitley
"Open your eyes to the beauty around you, open your mind to the wonders of life, open your heart to those who love you, and always be true to yourself."
"The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come." ― Nicky Gumbel
"Humor helps build connections and relationships in ways that few other social interactions can." ― Gregory Peart, You Can Be Funny and Make People
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing." ― William James
"You can practice shooting 8 hours a day, but if your technique is wrong, then all you become is very good at shooting the wrong way." ― Michael Jordan
"The moon was full and so close that it seemed we could scoop out some moon ice cream and fill ourselves up on moonbeams." ― Elif Ekin, Mostly Happy
"How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years gotten enough to eat and escaped being eaten?" ― Logan Pearsall Smith
"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad." ― Theodore Roosevelt
"In every dream journey there comes a moment when you have to quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death." ― Mark Batterson, Chase the Lion
"Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At least take a bucket so the kids won't laugh at you." ― Jim Rohn
"The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain." ― Jane Bryant Quinn
"You need to be comfortable with you. Stop worrying about the couple in the corner who may or may not be looking at you funny." ― Willow Cross, Getting Over It
"Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my test? Teacher: I have other students tests to grade. Student: I have other teachers homework to do."
"You only need listen to yourselves. It reminds me of an old proverb: 'If and When were planted, and Nothing grew'." ― Catherine Pulsifer, If and When Were Planted
"An occasional coffee drinker: I only really like it because it gives me an excuse to eat dessert." ― Sebastien; Racineux; Chung-Leng Tran, Coffee Isn't Rocket Science
"I am not funny. My writers were funny. My direction was funny. The situations were funny. But I am not funny. I am not funny. What I am is brave." ― Lucille Ball
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they're cramming for their final exam." ― George Carlin
"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be meetings." ― Dave Barry
"Give me a stock clerk with a goal, and I will give you someone who will make history. Give me someone without a goal, and I will give you a stock clerk." ― J.C. Penny
"Wise man passes his wife his salary. Wise man gives a surprise card to his wife. Wise man says things like "she is the best investment." Be like wise man. Happy wife, happy life."
"Turning our abilities from stagnate puddles to rushing rivers can happen when we apply ourselves to the task." ― Warren Philip Gates, Success and the Powerful Introvert
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." ― Dave Barry
"One of the most successful ways companies get the consumer's attention is by presenting the product in a funny or emotional way." ― Arlene Battishill, Retail Shock Therapy
"Can I give you a handful of laughter, a smidgen of giggles to boot, a cupful of tease and a comical sneeze, followed by a hilarious hoot." ― John McLeod, A Handful of Laughter
"Visualize something totally funny or crazy! This will instantly change how you feel because you can't visualize two things at the same time." ― Mark Snyder, Developing Good Habits
". . . I ask people if an elephant has ever bitten them. Most of the time people say no. But everyone has been bitten by a mosquito. It's the little things that get us." ― David DeNotaris
"Do not hold to what you have. It is like a ferry boat for people who want to get across waters. Once you have got across, never bear it on your back. You should head forward." ― Bruce Lee
"Laughter is subjective. What's funny is whatever makes you laugh. No questions, no arguments. If it makes you laugh, it's funny . . . to you." ― Steven Kaplan, The Hidden Tools of Comedy
"The forest was shrinking, but the tress kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because hid handle was made of wood, he was one of them." ― Turkish Proverb
"Remember that sometimes people laugh when something is actually funny, but often they laugh when they lack the imagination to understand the situation." ― John Barrett, SoS-Life Enhancement
"Each child is as different as you and I. Therefore, I believe there isn't a one-method-fits-all strategy, no matter how appealing that idea might sound (sorry Gina Ford)." ― Giovanna Fletcher, Happy Mum, Happy Baby
"Without a plan of action to put how a dream is envisioned to play out is like pouring out of picture of water on the ground and expecting it to stay in on the surface of the ground." ― Catherine Pulsifer, Living The Dream
"Years ago there was belief that the world was flat. People were born into that belief and they took it on faith that if they went too far from the shoreline in a boat they would fall off the earth. Columbus sailed on." ― Les Brown
"Negative people aren't concentrating their bad energy to be shared with only you… Mosquitos aren't going to bite just you; they are going to go after the easiest available blood." ― Barb Bailey, How to Detach from Negative People
"Doing nothing is not as easy as it looks. You have to be careful because the idea of doing anything which could easily lead to doing something that could cut into your nothing and that would force me to have to drop everything." ― Jerry Seinfeld
"Chasing success is like trying to squeeze a handful of water. The tighter you squeeze, the less water you get. When you chase it, your life becomes the chase, and you become a victim of always wanting more." ― Wayne W. Dyer, Everyday Wisdom For Success
"Sixty years ago a gentleman wouldn't go to work without a hat on; ten years ago they stopped wearing ties. Now you don't have to go into work to go to work, so who knows what people are wearing…and who cares?!" ― Shaa Wasmund, Stop Talking, Start Doing
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will penetrate it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing… only I remain."
"Our minds are like monkeys, swinging from one thought to another like monkeys on a tree. As a result, we always feel as if a sense of order, balance, awareness and concentration elude us, because we are always doing, always acting." ― Debeena Harris, Mindfulness: Mindfulness For Beginners
"I am not an advocate of pity parties. They allow you to wallow in misery and drag yourself even further into the depths of woe. But sometimes having a good cry is like changing the oil in your car. You got 3000 miles out of that batch, now you have 3000 miles to go before another." ― Sandra Bullock Smith, Trading Places
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